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The Red Devils, who are used to challenging for the Premier League and even the Champions League title year in, year out, were beaten 2-1 in Denmark, by a club who was only formed in 1999. And LVG’s side will be dumped out of Europe unless they turn it around tonight.
Yesterday, in his pre-match press conference, Louis van Gaal urged his players to get “horny” for the crucial Europa League game, prompting Juan Mata, who was sitting alongside him, to blush.
Van Gaal said: “I always say that that top teams have to cope with the resistance of their opponents. They need desire, hunger, and a lot of times, I use the word horny to my players.
“I was not a great player, as you know, but when I played in full stadiums, I was always at my best. It is not a good signal for Manchester United. The Midtjylland players shall be excited and it will be the match of their lives for most of them.
“It’s to be hoped it is like that [that we show more fight than the first leg]. They players showed that against Shrewsbury but every game is different and every game players and managers want to fight for the victory. We are human beings also. People are not always in the same shape and form.”
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